What is going on

Things are going on.

Font: Futura (I'll post how to get this font, especially how it's stylised on this page somewhere.)

How do I get this cool domain?

I used FreeDNS. I know it sounds like a shady website, but it's not shady at all. In fact, uk.to is some other person's domain that they put on FreeDNS that we can create subdomains.